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Nov. 14th, 2003 12:55 am6 Things I have learned by watching Lost Universe (the anime) - one for each disk that was horribly mangled by ADV:
1) Food is a euphemism. So is cooking.
2) As long as I keep repeating "You're the best cook in the universe" I don't have to actually TRY the chicken flavored icecream.
3) Even non-lost ships, which have to obey rules like gravity and inertia can have normal, porcelain toilets (that work because of GRAVITY).
4) The best way to lay low, while wanted by ALL the galaxy police, is to wear a brightly colored jacket with a high collar and dark sunglasses, muttering to myself - the entire time - about hiding due to the fact that I'm wanted for treason. And then walk up to the first galaxy police officer I see, and identify myself. And then take her out to dinner. Apparently.
5) Even if I am Evil-Psycho-Bitch, if I am female, I am a co-dependant weenie.
6) Much like the Gigaslave, the SwordBreaker's soul-eating, ultimate attack can, at the last minute, be stopped by a ditz who swoons after someone who completely and utterly fails to acknowledge said crush, with no consequences AT ALL.
Tehee. Time to watch the last episode now! :eg:
1) Food is a euphemism. So is cooking.
2) As long as I keep repeating "You're the best cook in the universe" I don't have to actually TRY the chicken flavored icecream.
3) Even non-lost ships, which have to obey rules like gravity and inertia can have normal, porcelain toilets (that work because of GRAVITY).
4) The best way to lay low, while wanted by ALL the galaxy police, is to wear a brightly colored jacket with a high collar and dark sunglasses, muttering to myself - the entire time - about hiding due to the fact that I'm wanted for treason. And then walk up to the first galaxy police officer I see, and identify myself. And then take her out to dinner. Apparently.
5) Even if I am Evil-Psycho-Bitch, if I am female, I am a co-dependant weenie.
6) Much like the Gigaslave, the SwordBreaker's soul-eating, ultimate attack can, at the last minute, be stopped by a ditz who swoons after someone who completely and utterly fails to acknowledge said crush, with no consequences AT ALL.
Tehee. Time to watch the last episode now! :eg:
