Er. I was thinking photoshop. Not only would that..like...double the expected cost of the costume, but...that's not just putting something on my eye, that's covering MY ENTIRE EYE. If I can't take soft just covering the iris, sclera contacts are completely out of the picture. And "help" would probably make it worse, although I've not had someone ELSE put contacts on me. I can do it (though I hate it) but wearing 'em for any length of time gets to me. That's a big reason I gave up on contacts and wear glasses.

Voicetrack would be AWSOME, and if I were doing a skit with it, (which I will only do if I have at LEAST one other person with me...which is your preference, Prester or Haas or another Marsian?) then I'd totaly do that part of it at least, since the eyes thing wouldn't be visible from stage anyway.